There is NO WAY anyone can guess who I am!

*muahahahahahahahaha*

Because I ain't Kenny. Guess who I am!

Okay, so, here is some brainteasers for you to increase your smartness...

BrainTeaser 1: 

  B C D       G            J               O P Q R S      U
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A           E F      H    I  K L M N                     T      V W X Y

Now where does the Z go? On the top line, or the bottom one?

BrainTeaser 2:

So, there is a revolutionary fanatic who is thrown into prison. The floor is made of dirt, and the wall of stone. The door is bolted fast, and there is only one window which is 4 feet (too high) beyond his reach. The walls are 20 foot high, and go down into the ground around 10 feet. Nevertheless, he starts digging, much to the guards amusement.
The next morning he has escaped. How did he do it?

Several--well, actually, one of my clients has been having girl trouble, so I will address that in these words:  girls like cars:

and money:

.

Because the people seeing me, dissapointingly, have neither, I will make some other recommendations which are upcoming.

Thanks,

Remember your next appointment!

Your Psychiatrist.

Tell me about your problems!   Please leave your occupation, and your budget, so I can figure out how best to exploit you!

Thanks,

Your Psychiatrist

Feel more than welcome to call me at my phone number:

301-858-1340

I can help better when I can actually hear your sobbing, pain-wrenched, hopeless voice!